The Vital Statistics
Name: Marie Danger Grayson
Where Your Crib Is At: boarding school in van/ live in Chennai, India
Random fact about your childhood?: I grew up in one of the shithole cities of the world (Jakarta) and one day when I was walking my dachsund there she ate a lizard, scarring me for life.
Your money or your life: My life...oh wait, is this a question or a title? Fack.
Coffee or Tea?: Tea, coffee tastes like old pee.
Jesus or Buddha?: Buddha, Siddharta is my main man! We kick it old school while achieving enlightenment. All Jesus wants to do is eat bread.
Chess or Checkers?: I'm not gonna lie... I have no idea how to play either of these!
Football or Elephant Polo?: Elephant polo, hands down. If it's what I think it is...playing polo while riding elephants? They do that in India.
What do you think of religion?: It was what people used to justify and explain stuff in the past before we had science.
... And cloning?: Realistically, it creeps me out...but a clone of myself would be cool, hypothetically.
Who do you admire most?: You.
Who do you hate most?: Rock stars who die young in their prime from overdoses and deprive us of years of music.
What issue(s) worry you the most?: Racism, wars over oil, wars over fresh water, global warming. Mostly environmental stuff scares the shit out of me.
Are you afraid of dying?: Yes, I am right now because I have a life to live. But I won't be afraid when I'm old and spent.
Favourite band(s): Bloc Party, Metric, Fleetwood Mac
Favourite book(s): Virgin Suicides, Middlesex, Heart of Darkness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Favourite film(s): Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Virgin Suicides, the Labyrinth
Favourite food(s): all Indian food (especially dosa), perogies, mall mexican food (taco time!), brown bread
Favourite show(s): Don't watch TV
Favourite website(s): wwww.theundergroundnewspaper.com, www.spacemoose.com,
Favourite word(s): discombobulate, banana
Favourite pastimes/hobbie(s): seeing live music, dancing, taking photographs, getting high, reading
Use Yer Imaginoodle
The Oxford Dictionary has approached you, asking for a brand new word. What would that word be, what would it mean, and why did you pick it?: I would tell them: "Crackaliscious, an adjective describing the excessive flaunting of the bum crack when people in extremely tight/baggy pants bend over/squat." I just love this word, I use it all the time but I think it should be official!
Darth Vader has just shown up in his pimp-ass spaceship, and wants to know if you'd like to come with him on an intergalactic journey, which will last for many years. What three items do you take, and what food is in your packed lunch?: I take my camera, iPod (to show aliens earth music) and my samurai sword. In my lunch...I'd have Greek salad, masala dosa, Mexi-Fries from Tcao time, a brownie and a bottle of Fruitopia.
You've just bought an abandoned shop in your local town centre, and the council are giving you unlimited funding. What do you make your new space into?:Sweeet..... I'd make it Marijuana-Mart, where you could do in and buy different types of weed, like vegetables in the grocery store : )
Fuck the Looks, Dear
Draw a Picture of Yourself Using MSPaint. Make it as realistic or unrealistic as you wish. And include labels for all unusual features of your work of art:
Promote us in one place: (This is completely optional, but brownie points will be awarded for people who are thoughtful enough)
Ok ok....I guess I'm your bitch now!!